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Buttery Nipple
- 3/4 oz Butterscotch Schnapps
- 1/4 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
Drink Type: Shot
Directions/Comments: Pour 3/4 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps into a shot glass. Top it off slowly with 1/4 oz. Irish Cream. It should look layered. Tastes best when the Irish Cream is cold.

Mud Slide
- 1 part(s) Vodka
- 1 part(s) Kahlua
- 1 part(s) Bailey's Irish Cream
Drink Type: Shooter
Directions/Comments: Mix and shoot...can also be served in a shot glass or in a highball glass over ice.

Taffy-Apple Shot
- 1/2 shot(s) Apple Pucker
- 1/2 shot(s) Butterscotch Schnapps
Drink Type: Shot
Directions/Comments: Any type of Butterscotch schnapps, preferrably Butterbrickle is good. Tastes great, but doesn't get ya drunk fast.

Alien Water Kiss
- 1 oz Malibu Coconut Rum
- 1/2 part(s) Pineapple Juice
- 1/2 part(s) Cream
- 1 splash(es) Grenadine
Drink Type: Regular Collins
Directions/Comments: Pour liquor over ice. Add the other ingredients. Shake the drink before serving. Garnish with a cherry.

Long Island Ice Tea
- 3/4 oz Vodka
- 3/4 oz Gin
- 3/4 oz White Rum
- 3/4 oz Tequila
- 3/4 oz White Whiskey (optional)
- 3/4 oz Triple Sec
- 1 oz Lemon Juice
- 1 dash(es) Coke
Drink Type: Ordinary Highball
Directions/Comments: Stir ingredients with ice and strain into a tumbler filled with ice. The whiskey is optional. All liquors shoud be clear except for the tequila. You should use good quality liquors for this drink unless you want it to taste like crap. It should actually taste like iced tea with a little kick.

- 3/4 oz Vodka
- 3/4 oz Gin
- 3/4 oz Rum
- 3/4 oz Tequila
- 3/4 oz Triple Sec
- 1 1/2 oz Sweet & Sour Mix
- 2 splash(es) Cola
- 1 dash(es) Blue Curacao
Drink Type: Ordinary Collins
Directions/Comments: Combine vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, and sweet & sour mix over ice in glass. Add cola, then dash of blue caracao (for color). Tastes like a blue Icee, so be careful, drink a couple of these and adios..

Midori Sour
- 1 part(s) Midori Melon Liqueur
- 1 part(s) Sour Mix
Drink Type: Ordinary Colling
Directions/Comments: Mix and serve chilled.

Jello Shooters
- 1 package(s) Jello Mix
- 1 part(s) Vodka
- 1 part(s) Hot Water
Drink Type: Shot
Directions/Comments: Follow the directions on the Jello mix. Just substitute the Vodka when it calls for you to add cold water. You can also use different alcohols if you wish but I have found that Vodka works the best. Put in the refrigerator. They will not become fully "jelloized" but good enough.

- 2 ml Zima
- 1 ml Peach Schnapps
- 1 ml Cherry Wine Cooler
- 1 ml Triple Sec
Drink Type: Cocktail
Directions/Comments: Crush ice in blender, mix with ingredients, stir, drink to enjoyment.

Sex on the Beach
- 1 oz Vodka
- 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
- 1 dash(es) Grenadine
- Fill glass(es) Orange Juice
Drink Type: Ordinary Highball
Directions/Comments: Measure one ounce of vodka and a half ounce of Peach Schnapps. Pour this into a glass over ice. Fill the rest with orange juice and add dash of Grenadine.

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Sweaty Mexican Yeast Infection
- 1 tbsp(s) Mayonaise
- 1/2 oz Tequila
- 1/4 oz Wild Turkey
- 1/4 oz 151 Rum
- 1 splash(es) Tabasco Sauce
Drink Type: Shot
Directions/Comments: Rim the shot glass with mayonaise then add the liqueurs. Should be filled to the brim so some of the mayo seeps into the drink. Add a splash of tabasco and in one sweeping motion, lick the mayo and do the shot. You may need to head for the restroom ASAP. This one is not for the weak of heart!

Three Wise Men
- 1 part(s) Jack Daniels
- 1 part(s) Jim Beam
- 1 part(s) Jose Cuervo
Drink Type: Shooter
Directions/Comments: Mix all three in one glass and drink away. Will mess with your mind if you do not get sick first. Tastes absolutely horrible, but if you are trying to get tossed, this will do the trick.

24-Karat Nightmare
- 1 part(s) Goldschlager
- 1 part(s) Tequila
- 1 part(s) Coca-cola
Drink Type: Cocktail
Directions/Comments: Throw everything into the glass and stir well. Don't even bother with the ice because you won't sip this thing - they have nightmare in the name for a good reason. I advise making this the last drink of the night, because the gold flakes will come out the way they came in if you disturb them.

Apache Firewater
- 2 oz Vodka
- 1/2 oz 151 Rum
- 2 oz Club Soda
- 3-4 drop(s) Tabasco Sauce
Drink Type: Ordinary Highball
Directions/Comments: Pour vodka, rum, and soda over ice. Stir. Top with Tabasco sauce. Politically incorect name, but after a few of these you won`t care anyway.

Brain Eraser
- 3 part(s) Everclear
- 2 part(s) Whiskey
- 2 part(s) Tequilla
- 1 part(s) Vodka
- 1 part(s) Rum
Drink Type: Regular Highball
Directions/Comments: Mix all together any way desired. If ingesting too much, call a mortician! Warning! Keep away from sparks or flames! In no way do I take responsibility for actions of drinkers on this one. So, if you die, it's your own damn fault.

Cheap Whore
- 1 part(s) Vodka
- 1 part(s) Beer
- 1 part(s) Chocolate Milk
Drink Type: Beer
Directions/Comments: Cheap and gross, but will screw you hard. The name is very fitting for this one.

Chicken Fetus in a Bucket
- 3/4 oz Sambuca
- 1/4 oz Avacarte (cherry)
- 1/4 oz Avacarte (clear)
Drink Type: Shot
Directions/Comments: Fill a shot glass 3/4 full with sambuca. Pour the cherry avacarte slowly until it nearly touches the sides, pour the clear avacarte on top so it looks like a bloody egg. Tap glass on bench until it clusters and sinks to the bottom. Looks horrible and goes down slimy, but it's effective.

Leaking Colostomy Bag
- 6 oz Beer
- 2 oz Kahlua
- 1/2 oz Jagermeister
- 2 oz Coffee Liqueur
- 1 squirt(s) Hershey's Chocolate Syrup
Drink Type: Experimental
Directions/Comments: Mix ingredients in a zip-loc bag, poke hole in side, enjoy!?!?!?!

Flaming Gorilla Fart
- 1 part(s) Rum 151
- 1 part(s) Wild Turkey 101
Drink Type: Shot
Directions/Comments: Set it on fire, I dare you. Extremists have even held it in their mouth and then set it on fire. This drink will tear you up whether you light it or not.

Mexican on Crack
- 1/3 oz Jagermeister
- 1/3 oz Goldschlager
- 1/3 oz Tequila
Drink Type: Shot
Directions/Comments: Mix them in the shot glass and enjoy. If you're truly crazy, add the worm.

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