On this page you'll find quotes that I find interesting for different reasons. Some are funny. others wise, and others are here just because I thought they sounded well thought out. These qoutes will be from my life, television, movies, or anywhere else I pick them up.

"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them."
-William Clayton

"The first time I hit her... she didn't bleed."
-James Mockł (On the first time he knew he loved his wife, Carrie. Sarcasm noted.)

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
-Verbal Kint (The Usual Suspects)

"Master, don't kill me. Let me live - punish me - torture me - but let me live. I can't face God with all those lives on my conscience, all that blood on my hands."
-Renfield (Dracula, 1931)

I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman; woken up with a few.">
-Standard Cliche

Maybe you should stick to what you do best TED, stealing old movies and making them COLORIZED. B*tch. Buy more fu*king networks, buy more hookers but STAY AWAY FROM WRESTLING AND PORN! You snaggletoothed jackass!
-RoughKut during a commentary on Ted Turner at www.RoughKut.com

Books of quotes are available at Amazon.com... try some of the following...

Quotable Quotes

Great Quotes From Great Leaders

Quotes for the Journey, Wisdom for the Way

1001 Great Stories and Quotes

14,000 Quips and Quotes